Jay Quote #246
Quote from Jay in Regrets Only
Jay: [aside to camera] One time I forgot to get Gloria a birthday present, and I paid for it. Another time I remembered, but she didn't like the gift. I paid for that. So you'd think when I remember to buy her a gift, and she loves it I wouldn't have to pay for it, right?
[cut to Gloria using a karaoke machine:]
Gloria: [singing] Just call me angel of the morning, angel Touch my cheeks before you leave me, baby Call me angel of the morning Yeah
Modern Family Quotes
‘Regrets Only’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Jay: [singing] Oh, Danny boy The pipes The pipes are calling From glen to glen And down the mountainside The summer's gone And all the roses-
Manny: You keep this up, and this won't be the last plug I pull.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: That's it! How is she supposed to see this? If you give me a message this tiny, I kill you.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: That's it! You insult a woman's driving and you use the air bunnies. You do that to me and I kill you.