Phil Quote #359
Quote from Phil in Regrets Only
Luke: What the heck happened in here? The raccoon get through the dog door again?
Phil: Yep. The raccoon got in and your mom fought it off with the fire extinguisher.
Luke: You're a mess. Are you okay?
Phil: Careful, buddy. Not today. I think you look beautiful.
Claire: Save it.
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Quote from Manny
Jay: [singing] Oh, Danny boy The pipes The pipes are calling From glen to glen And down the mountainside The summer's gone And all the roses-
Manny: You keep this up, and this won't be the last plug I pull.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: That's it! How is she supposed to see this? If you give me a message this tiny, I kill you.
Quote from Manny
Manny: No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! I can't take it anymore! Okay, it's not singing, it's screaming. Mom, I love you. But for the love of God destroy that thing before it destroys this family! [to Jay] Coward.
Jay: I think you sound great. But if it bothers the kid-
Manny: Coward!