Luke Quote #69
Quote from Luke in Slow Down Your Neighbors
Luke: Okay, Gloria, what scares you about riding a bike?
Gloria: Losing control and falling down.
Luke: Great. What else?
Gloria: Somebody grabbing me.
Luke: That's weird. What else?
Gloria: Looking foolish.
Luke: Okay. See, all these bad thoughts are holding you back.
Gloria: Hmm.
Luke: So how do we get rid of these bad thoughts? We shoot 'em out.
Gloria: No, don't you dare.
Luke: Ride!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Slow Down Your Neighbors’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: What are you gonna do when he drives by?
Claire: I'm gonna tell him to slow down.
Luke: I think you should drag him out of his car and we all get turns punching him in the stomach until he barfs.
Claire: Honey, I think I'm just gonna turn over his license plate to the police.
Luke: Please. Order a pizza and call the cops. We'll see who gets here first.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I wish I were one of those people who thrives on the danger of leading a double life. You know, Bruce Wayne, Peter Parker, Hannah Montana.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: My mother thought that riding a bike was dangerous. She would say, "That's how people grab you."