Phil Quote #315
Quote from Phil in Slow Down Your Neighbors
Laura: What are you doing?
Phil: Taking this sign down. I recognized your license plate. This is ridiculous.
Laura: I know. They're all over the neighborhood. What kind of lunatic does something like this?
Phil: Who knows?
Laura: It's probably some bored housewife who hates her husband and hates her life so she takes it out on the rest of us!
Phil: Or things are so good at home, she's out looking for problems.
Laura: Trust me. This woman needs to get laid.
Phil: I don't think that's the issue.
Laura: Here. Stick this up. Send her a message from me.
Phil: Okay.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Slow Down Your Neighbors’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: What are you gonna do when he drives by?
Claire: I'm gonna tell him to slow down.
Luke: I think you should drag him out of his car and we all get turns punching him in the stomach until he barfs.
Claire: Honey, I think I'm just gonna turn over his license plate to the police.
Luke: Please. Order a pizza and call the cops. We'll see who gets here first.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I wish I were one of those people who thrives on the danger of leading a double life. You know, Bruce Wayne, Peter Parker, Hannah Montana.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: My mother thought that riding a bike was dangerous. She would say, "That's how people grab you."