Mitchell Quote #136
Quote from Mitchell in Slow Down Your Neighbors
Barry: I just wanna let you guys know you got a sprinkler head that's leaking out there.
Mitchell: Thanks, Barry. I'll let the gardener know.
Barry: All right. Or maybe I can just wave my hands over it and heal it that way. I'm joking.
Mitchell: Oh. Oh, God! That was a good one.
Barry: Look, don't worry about it. As soon as I started talking about Reiki I could tell you thought I might be a little nutty.
Mitchell: Ah. Was I that obvious?
Barry: You roll your eyes a lot.
Mitchell: I know. It's true. It's true though. I once saw a picture of myself at a friend's poetry slam and all you could see were the whites of my eyes. Yeah, I looked like Little Orphan Annie. The cartoon.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Slow Down Your Neighbors’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: What are you gonna do when he drives by?
Claire: I'm gonna tell him to slow down.
Luke: I think you should drag him out of his car and we all get turns punching him in the stomach until he barfs.
Claire: Honey, I think I'm just gonna turn over his license plate to the police.
Luke: Please. Order a pizza and call the cops. We'll see who gets here first.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I wish I were one of those people who thrives on the danger of leading a double life. You know, Bruce Wayne, Peter Parker, Hannah Montana.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: My mother thought that riding a bike was dangerous. She would say, "That's how people grab you."