Jay Quote #218
Quote from Jay in Slow Down Your Neighbors
Manny: There's a bunch of cool kids who ride their bikes every day. Thought I'd join them.
Jay: Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What the hell is that?
Manny: My new bike. Mom got it for me yesterday. Pretty sweet, huh?
Jay: It's got training wheels.
Manny: Nice ones. Custom-made. They don't usually come on bikes this size.
Jay: Gloria!
Manny: What's wrong?
Jay: You don't know how to ride a bike?
Manny: I know how to ride this bike.
Jay: Stephen Hawking could ride that bike.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Slow Down Your Neighbors’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: What are you gonna do when he drives by?
Claire: I'm gonna tell him to slow down.
Luke: I think you should drag him out of his car and we all get turns punching him in the stomach until he barfs.
Claire: Honey, I think I'm just gonna turn over his license plate to the police.
Luke: Please. Order a pizza and call the cops. We'll see who gets here first.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I wish I were one of those people who thrives on the danger of leading a double life. You know, Bruce Wayne, Peter Parker, Hannah Montana.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: My mother thought that riding a bike was dangerous. She would say, "That's how people grab you."