Phil Quote #309
Quote from Phil in Slow Down Your Neighbors
Claire: 2-U-R-N-8-0
Phil: Yeah. What's the address?
Claire: 2-U-R-N-8-0-1.
Phil: Yeah. Okay, 1-0-
Claire: A pen.
Luke: I gave it to Dad.
Phil: Okay, 101 North-
Claire: 2-U-R- Oh, God.
Phil: Seventh Street. Okay. 10-4. This is gonna be my best year since 2006.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Slow Down Your Neighbors’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: What are you gonna do when he drives by?
Claire: I'm gonna tell him to slow down.
Luke: I think you should drag him out of his car and we all get turns punching him in the stomach until he barfs.
Claire: Honey, I think I'm just gonna turn over his license plate to the police.
Luke: Please. Order a pizza and call the cops. We'll see who gets here first.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I wish I were one of those people who thrives on the danger of leading a double life. You know, Bruce Wayne, Peter Parker, Hannah Montana.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: My mother thought that riding a bike was dangerous. She would say, "That's how people grab you."