Cameron Quote #215
Quote from Cameron in Slow Down Your Neighbors
Cameron: Mitchell, there's a stranger in our hot tub.
Mitchell: Who is it?
Cameron: You do know what "stranger" means, don't you?
Mitchell: Oh, my G- Oh, my God! How long has he been there?
Cameron: I saw him exactly one second before you. You know everything I know.
Mitchell: Okay, I'm calling 911.
Cameron: I'm getting my bat.
[The young man in the hot tub stands up to reveal six-pack abs]
Mitchell: Maybe we're overreacting.
Cameron: He could have a very good reason.
Mitchell: We should at least say hello.
Cameron: It's only polite.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Slow Down Your Neighbors’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: What are you gonna do when he drives by?
Claire: I'm gonna tell him to slow down.
Luke: I think you should drag him out of his car and we all get turns punching him in the stomach until he barfs.
Claire: Honey, I think I'm just gonna turn over his license plate to the police.
Luke: Please. Order a pizza and call the cops. We'll see who gets here first.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I wish I were one of those people who thrives on the danger of leading a double life. You know, Bruce Wayne, Peter Parker, Hannah Montana.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: My mother thought that riding a bike was dangerous. She would say, "That's how people grab you."