Jay Quote #216
Quote from Jay in Dance Dance Revelation
Jay: I hated him. Hated him! And I was thinking, I don't know I don't want you to think the same way about me.
Phil: You ever think about maybe not being a jerk to me so much?
Jay: You see, you got to stop taking that stuff personally. I'm like that with everybody. I'm tough.
Phil: And mean.
Jay: I don't like to take guff.
Phil: Or people's feelings into consideration.
Jay: Okay, okay. I can't swear my way is the right way. I see you smiling, skipping around and I think sometimes, I don't know, maybe the boys would be better off if they were a little bit more like you.
Phil: You know skipping burns more calories than running, that's-
Jay: We're done here.
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Quote from Cameron
Cameron: What else does it say?
Mitchell: Okay, well, this one says, "When my daughter bit her brother I put a pinch of pepper in her mouth. She cried and cried, but she never bit again." Smiley face.
Cameron: Oh, well, the smiley face makes it okay. I waterboarded our toddler. LOL.
Mitchell: All right, what do you suggest we do?
Cameron: That we log off the Spanish Inquisition Web site and handle this with love.
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Mitchell: There's a whole section on biting on this mommy forum.
Cameron: Oh, good. What does it say?
Mitchell: "My son was biting, so I got a stranger to yell at him. Being disciplined by someone else outside the family scared him into stopping."
Cameron: Idiots!
Mitchell: Cam.
Cameron: I am not hiring some hobo to come over here and traumatize my child. She's already prone to flashbacks, if you know what I mean.
Mitchell: Okay, you know she didn't fight in Vietnam, right?
Cameron: I don't know anything anymore.
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Mitchell: He's probably just confused. You know who I bet did it, though? Billy. Rhymes with "Lily." Plus, he is very aggressive.
Cameron: His babysitter is right over there. She's- She's not much of a disciplinarian. Because I can assure you if our child did something like this we would be on her like white on rice. And I know that sounds a little bit like a racial slur because we're white and she presumably likes rice but I didn't intend it that way.