Jay Quote #215
Quote from Jay in Dance Dance Revelation
Jay: Hey, boys. Look who it is, the guy that stole our parking spot.
Luke: Are you going to hit him? I'd totally hit him.
Jay: I'm not gonna hit him, but I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. Now, boys, pay attention. You wanna be men? This is how you handle a jerk like this. Hey, chief. You know, you stole our parking space today.
Guy: What?
Jay: That's right. I was waiting for the parking space, you sneaked right in there. That make you feel like a big man?
Guy: Did I? I didn't even notice.
Jay: That's no excuse.
Guy: I'm really sorry. My dog died today. I had to put him to sleep. Fourteen years. He was all I had. Now I can't stand the thought of going back to my empty apartment. So I just keep wandering around the mall.
Jay: You know what? Forget about the... spot.
Guy: God! That was his name!
Luke: Do not hit him.
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Quote from Cameron
Cameron: What else does it say?
Mitchell: Okay, well, this one says, "When my daughter bit her brother I put a pinch of pepper in her mouth. She cried and cried, but she never bit again." Smiley face.
Cameron: Oh, well, the smiley face makes it okay. I waterboarded our toddler. LOL.
Mitchell: All right, what do you suggest we do?
Cameron: That we log off the Spanish Inquisition Web site and handle this with love.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: There's a whole section on biting on this mommy forum.
Cameron: Oh, good. What does it say?
Mitchell: "My son was biting, so I got a stranger to yell at him. Being disciplined by someone else outside the family scared him into stopping."
Cameron: Idiots!
Mitchell: Cam.
Cameron: I am not hiring some hobo to come over here and traumatize my child. She's already prone to flashbacks, if you know what I mean.
Mitchell: Okay, you know she didn't fight in Vietnam, right?
Cameron: I don't know anything anymore.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: He's probably just confused. You know who I bet did it, though? Billy. Rhymes with "Lily." Plus, he is very aggressive.
Cameron: His babysitter is right over there. She's- She's not much of a disciplinarian. Because I can assure you if our child did something like this we would be on her like white on rice. And I know that sounds a little bit like a racial slur because we're white and she presumably likes rice but I didn't intend it that way.