Claire Quote #128
Quote from Claire in Dance Dance Revelation
[asides to camera, separately:]
Gloria: A few weeks ago, they asked for someone to be in charge of the school dance and I volunteered.
Claire: The school asks for volunteers so that everybody will feel included. But who are they kidding? They want me to do it. I've put on every school dance since Haley was 12. It's my thing.
Gloria: They made us cochairs which means we're supposed to do everything together. But Claire won't take any of my ideas.
Claire: She suggested an Arabian Nights theme. Isn't it a little soon?
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Quote from Cameron
Cameron: What else does it say?
Mitchell: Okay, well, this one says, "When my daughter bit her brother I put a pinch of pepper in her mouth. She cried and cried, but she never bit again." Smiley face.
Cameron: Oh, well, the smiley face makes it okay. I waterboarded our toddler. LOL.
Mitchell: All right, what do you suggest we do?
Cameron: That we log off the Spanish Inquisition Web site and handle this with love.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: There's a whole section on biting on this mommy forum.
Cameron: Oh, good. What does it say?
Mitchell: "My son was biting, so I got a stranger to yell at him. Being disciplined by someone else outside the family scared him into stopping."
Cameron: Idiots!
Mitchell: Cam.
Cameron: I am not hiring some hobo to come over here and traumatize my child. She's already prone to flashbacks, if you know what I mean.
Mitchell: Okay, you know she didn't fight in Vietnam, right?
Cameron: I don't know anything anymore.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: He's probably just confused. You know who I bet did it, though? Billy. Rhymes with "Lily." Plus, he is very aggressive.
Cameron: His babysitter is right over there. She's- She's not much of a disciplinarian. Because I can assure you if our child did something like this we would be on her like white on rice. And I know that sounds a little bit like a racial slur because we're white and she presumably likes rice but I didn't intend it that way.