Jay Quote #208
Quote from Jay in Dance Dance Revelation
Claire: [on the phone] Oh, hey, Mitch. Where are you?
Mitchell: Oh, we're at the park. You would not believe how some of these people dress their kids. Lily's friend just pulled a Britney Spears getting out of a sandbox car.
Claire: So Dad's on the line.
Jay: Do you have a teal pocket square for Manny?
Mitchell: Cam, Manny needs a teal pocket square.
Cameron: Oh, I've got teal, I've got aqua, I've got seafoam.
Mitchell: Yeah, Cam's got one.
Jay: Cam's got one.
Manny: Yes!
Cameron: Oh, you know what? I lent it to Andre.
Mitchell: Uh, he lent it to Andre.
Jay: Flag on the play.
Manny: What's that mean? What's it mean?
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Cameron: What else does it say?
Mitchell: Okay, well, this one says, "When my daughter bit her brother I put a pinch of pepper in her mouth. She cried and cried, but she never bit again." Smiley face.
Cameron: Oh, well, the smiley face makes it okay. I waterboarded our toddler. LOL.
Mitchell: All right, what do you suggest we do?
Cameron: That we log off the Spanish Inquisition Web site and handle this with love.
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Mitchell: There's a whole section on biting on this mommy forum.
Cameron: Oh, good. What does it say?
Mitchell: "My son was biting, so I got a stranger to yell at him. Being disciplined by someone else outside the family scared him into stopping."
Cameron: Idiots!
Mitchell: Cam.
Cameron: I am not hiring some hobo to come over here and traumatize my child. She's already prone to flashbacks, if you know what I mean.
Mitchell: Okay, you know she didn't fight in Vietnam, right?
Cameron: I don't know anything anymore.
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Mitchell: He's probably just confused. You know who I bet did it, though? Billy. Rhymes with "Lily." Plus, he is very aggressive.
Cameron: His babysitter is right over there. She's- She's not much of a disciplinarian. Because I can assure you if our child did something like this we would be on her like white on rice. And I know that sounds a little bit like a racial slur because we're white and she presumably likes rice but I didn't intend it that way.