Phil Quote #298
Quote from Phil in Mother Tucker
Phil: [on the phone] So, Dylan, are you lovin' Graceland? Yeah, that's true. Probably would be cooler if they had roller coasters. Still, it's fun to see where the King lived, huh? No. No, no, no. That's just an expression. America doesn't have a king. Yeah. Oh, sure. Uh-huh. When? Well, that's not always the case. Huh? So, did you get a chance to listen to that song I sent you? No? You got seven minutes?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Mother Tucker’ Quotes
Quote from Dylan
Claire: Come on in. How you doing?
Dylan: Not so good.
Claire: Hmm.
Dylan: I mean, everywhere I look I see her face.
Claire: Hmm.
Dylan: [whimper]
Claire: To be fair, Dylan, that is a family portrait.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Manny, let me see that screen. What did I tell you?
Jay: It's not his fault. I asked him to look. I'm starting to think I have a serious problem here.
Gloria: Yes, you do! That computer! You read it there, you think it here, you feel it here. You wanna feel better? There. [closes laptop] You're cured!
Jay: Give me 15 minutes, then tell Florence Nightingale I went to the hospital.
Quote from Alex
Alex: I'm just saying, she's never gonna get a job. And how do we know the right Middle Eastern businessman wouldn't treat her great?
Claire: I left my shopping list inside. For the record, we thought she could live with you.
Alex: Like I'm gonna tell any of you where I live.