Claire Quote #126
Quote from Claire in Mother Tucker
Haley: He's not answering my texts. How could he do this to me?
Claire: Uh, honey, you were the one who broke up with him. I didn't think he was gonna find someone so fast.
Haley: Maybe he's better than I thought.
Claire: No, he's not. What? No, he's not better. No. You know who's better? David. David the tutor. Smart-smart David? Maybe that's him right now. Do you want the house to yourself? For just a little while?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Mother Tucker’ Quotes
Quote from Dylan
Claire: Come on in. How you doing?
Dylan: Not so good.
Claire: Hmm.
Dylan: I mean, everywhere I look I see her face.
Claire: Hmm.
Dylan: [whimper]
Claire: To be fair, Dylan, that is a family portrait.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Manny, let me see that screen. What did I tell you?
Jay: It's not his fault. I asked him to look. I'm starting to think I have a serious problem here.
Gloria: Yes, you do! That computer! You read it there, you think it here, you feel it here. You wanna feel better? There. [closes laptop] You're cured!
Jay: Give me 15 minutes, then tell Florence Nightingale I went to the hospital.
Quote from Alex
Alex: I'm just saying, she's never gonna get a job. And how do we know the right Middle Eastern businessman wouldn't treat her great?
Claire: I left my shopping list inside. For the record, we thought she could live with you.
Alex: Like I'm gonna tell any of you where I live.