Mitchell Quote #133
Quote from Mitchell in Mother Tucker
Mitchell: Oh, Barb, you know what? I strained myself so bad today.
Barb Tucker: Oh. - Well, what's hurtin' on you?
Mitchell: It's this area between my lower back and upper thigh.
Barb Tucker: Sounds like your fanny.
Mitchell: It's my fanny. It's really knotted up.
Barb Tucker: Well, you need someone to work on that.
Mitchell: Oh, I would love that. It's really seized up. Just put your fingers all over my my fanny. Your magic fingers. Barb.
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