Phil Quote #283
Quote from Phil in Manny Get Your Gun
Alex: Great. Mom gets to be right again.
Phil: Hey, bad attitudes lose races.
Haley: No, swerving into a curb and popping your tire loses races.
Alex: We should call the cops and say Mom's car was stolen. They arrest her, we win.
Phil: No, they trace those calls. But this is great. Thinking like a team. Good practice for family camp.
Haley: We're, uh- We're doing that again?
Phil: Oh, yeah. And this year I predict total White domination.
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‘Manny Get Your Gun’ Quotes
Quote from Claire
Luke: Don't cry, Mom.
Claire: I am not crying. Let me fill you in on a little secret, Luke. When I met your dad, I was fun too. But I had to give all that up, because you can't have two fun parents. That's a carnival. You know that kid Liam who wears pajama pants to school and pays for things with a hundred-dollar bill? Two fun parents. Mark my words. Mm-hmm.
Quote from Manny
Manny: [on the phone] Uh, yes, hello. Is Seymour Butts there?
[aside to camera:]
Manny: I never made a prank call, never mixed different sodas together to see what they'd taste like. So I knew I had to make the most of what little childhood I had left.
[back:]
Manny: Not Lutz. I'm looking for Butts. Yes, I'm trying to get ahold of Butts. Very funny. I don't have time for this foolishness.
Quote from Manny
Manny: They say it's going to be a rainy weekend.
Jay: They don't know.
Manny: I do. My knee's been singing all morning.