Claire Quote #121
Quote from Claire in Manny Get Your Gun
Luke: How come you and Dad are breaking up?
Claire: What?
Luke: It was just a little disagreement. Can't you just work it out?
Claire: Oh, sweetie, you thought that when I said we were splitting up... No. No, your dad and I are fine, honey. We just were gonna take separate cars to see who could get to the restaurant faster.
Luke: Oh, that's a relief.
Claire: Oh, you must have been feeling awful back there. I am so sorry.
Luke: It's okay.
Claire: [pulling car over] Why did you say you'd go with your dad?
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‘Manny Get Your Gun’ Quotes
Quote from Claire
Luke: Don't cry, Mom.
Claire: I am not crying. Let me fill you in on a little secret, Luke. When I met your dad, I was fun too. But I had to give all that up, because you can't have two fun parents. That's a carnival. You know that kid Liam who wears pajama pants to school and pays for things with a hundred-dollar bill? Two fun parents. Mark my words. Mm-hmm.
Quote from Manny
Manny: [on the phone] Uh, yes, hello. Is Seymour Butts there?
[aside to camera:]
Manny: I never made a prank call, never mixed different sodas together to see what they'd taste like. So I knew I had to make the most of what little childhood I had left.
[back:]
Manny: Not Lutz. I'm looking for Butts. Yes, I'm trying to get ahold of Butts. Very funny. I don't have time for this foolishness.
Quote from Manny
Manny: They say it's going to be a rainy weekend.
Jay: They don't know.
Manny: I do. My knee's been singing all morning.