Phil Quote #277
Claire: Let's just get new smoke detectors.
Phil: We already changed 'em out last year. Remember, buddy? You helped me.
Luke: Sure did.
Phil: Wait a minute. What'd you do with the old ones?
Luke: You told me to throw them in the garbage so I put them in the attic to make a robot.
Phil: It's the old ones. The batteries are dying and we can hear 'em through the vents. You did it, buddy.
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Luke: Hey, Dad, I think I found a place online where I can sell this organ. Can you drive me to the black market?
Phil: I think they mean a different kind of organ, buddy.
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Claire: Boy, I wish Haley would date some other boys.
Phil: What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson?
Claire: Don't.
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Jay: [on the phone] I'm sorry, but I gotta have lunch with my wife today. I know, baby, but I had to marry her so she could stay in the country.
Gloria: Oh, no. Where am I gonna find another husband that wears sweatpants to work?
Jay: Resort wear.
Gloria: Mm-hmm. Maybe last resort.