Manny Quote #82
Manny: You're going to the wrong place.
Jay: What?
Manny: It's not your wedding license.
Jay: What is it?
Manny: First kiss.
Jay: No. Just tell me.
Manny: I mean your first kiss with my mom.
Jay: My God, you're right. Thanks. [hesitates]
Manny: The pier.
Jay: Thanks.
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