Jay Quote #202
Jay: Goin' to meet your mother. Figured it out all by myself. Two years ago, we got our marriage license. We went to a little hot dog stand. She said it was the most romantic meal she ever had in her life. That's it, isn't it? Yeah, that's it. Get this through your head: You can give me the cold shoulder the rest of your life Jack's not coming back. See, I could overlook the goofing off but you could have been seriously hurt today. Anybody puts my kid in danger doesn't get a second chance. Ever. I'll see you later.
Manny: Did you just call me your kid?
Jay: Oh, geez.
Manny: You've never said that before.
Jay: Sure, I have.
Manny: Uh-uh.
Jay: Well, of course you're my kid. I mean, what do you think?
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Jay: Resort wear.
Gloria: Mm-hmm. Maybe last resort.