Luke Quote #56
Luke: Is that Mom's apron?
Phil: It's an apron. It's unisex. Some of the world's greatest chefs are men.
Luke: But it's bumped out where the boobs go.
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Phil: I think they mean a different kind of organ, buddy.
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Phil: What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson?
Claire: Don't.
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Jay: [on the phone] I'm sorry, but I gotta have lunch with my wife today. I know, baby, but I had to marry her so she could stay in the country.
Gloria: Oh, no. Where am I gonna find another husband that wears sweatpants to work?
Jay: Resort wear.
Gloria: Mm-hmm. Maybe last resort.