Cameron Quote #187
Cameron: [on the phone] Honey, Haley and Dylan are not us. No, I think that amount will be fine. I'm just happy you want Lily. I think you're going to be very happy with her. Okay. [hangs up]
Mitchell: Cam, did you just sell our baby?
Cameron: No, but do you remember that agent we met that represents child actors the one who said Lily might have what it takes and gave us his card?
Mitchell: That I threw away.
Cameron: That I fished out of the trash. That was him on the phone. They're shooting a children's furniture store commercial today and they want Lily.
Mitchell: Look, I threw away that card for a reason.
Cameron: Come on. It'll be fun. And Lily'll be on TV. And we can put the money in her college account.
Mitchell: No. Let's just let our daughter have a normal childhood, huh?
Cameron: I think that gay cruise has sailed.
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