Mitchell Quote #118
Quote from Mitchell in Halloween
Cameron: [answering phone] Hello?
Mitchell: I'm trapped in a men's room, and all I have on is the Spider-Man suit.
Cameron: Hot. Who is this?
Mitchell: Somebody took my shirt, and all the rest of my clothes are all "toilety." I'm screwed.
Cameron: Why don't you just tell Charlie the truth?
Mitchell: I can't. I already messed up once today, and I can't risk it. I have another suit in my trunk but I can't get to the car without going through the office.
Cameron: You know what's ironic? Who could really help you now is Spider-Man.
Mitchell: He's here.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Halloween’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: What else do I say wrong?
Jay: Well, it's not "blessings in the skies." It's "blessings in disguise."
Gloria: What else?
Jay: "Carpal tunnel syndrome" is not "carpool tunnel syndrome."
Gloria: And what else?
Jay: It's not "vo-lump-tuous."
Gloria: Okay, enough. I know that I have an accent, but people understand me just fine.
Jay: What the hell is this?
Gloria: I told you, Jay. I called your secretary and told her to order you a box of baby cheeses. [Jay holds up a figure of the baby Jesus] Oh, so now that is my fault too.
Quote from Gloria
Jay: Honey, look. English is your second language. You're doin' great.
Gloria: Yeah, you're not helping by protecting my feelings. I want you to be honest with me.
Jay: Okay, well, I may have noticed some tiny little mistakes you might want to take a look at.
Gloria: Like what?
Jay: Just little mispronunciations. Like, for example, last night you said we live in a "doggy-dog" world.
Gloria: So?
Jay: It's "dog-eat-dog" world.
Gloria: Yeah, but that doesn't make any sense. Who wants to live in a world where dogs eat each other? Doggy-dog world is a beautiful world full of little puppies.
Quote from Alex
Claire: How about you, Alex?
Alex: I haven't really thought about it. I've got, like, three huge exams tomorrow.
Claire: Honey, you can't just slap something together at the last minute. If you gave this costume half as much time and attention as you give your homework, you wouldn't be in this situation.
Alex: Can I remind you you have one child who's not mediocre?