Gloria Quote #91
Quote from Gloria in Unplugged
Larry: The dog is gone.
Jay: Maybe it ran away.
Larry: It was chained to a tree.
Gloria: Maybe your wife took it.
Larry: According to my credit card, my wife is in Europe searching for the world's most expensive hotel.
Jay: Then what do you want from us?
Larry: You come over complaining about the dog. And the next day it's gone? You tell me.
Jay: I'll tell-
Gloria: How dare you? You come to our house, you ring our bell many times and you accuse us of taking your dog!
Jay: You should go home.
Larry: We're not done here.
Jay: Yes, we are. [closes door. To Gloria:] What did you do?
Gloria: You don't want to know.
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Quote from Gloria
Jay: Why didn't you just tell me this in the first place?
Gloria: Ay, like you would be okay with me stealing a dog.
Jay: No.
Gloria: Exactly. That's why I didn't tell you. Now the dog is happy, Manny can sleep, and we have pickles.
Jay: Okay, it worked out this time, but don't forget that stealing is against the law. Now maybe in Colombia-
Gloria: Ah, here we go. Because in Colombia, we trip over goats and we kill people in the street. Do you know how offensive that is? Like we're Peruvians!
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Cameron: [affected accent] The tribe elders foretold that though I lay with fire-haired man, the giving hawk would bring us baby with her skin the color of sweet corn, which my people call maize.
Mitchell: Okay. Please stop.
Mr. Plympton: Well, uh-
Cameron: Knowledge is her sustenance. Like so much maize which, you'll remember, means corn.
Mitchell: What if I was a single dad?
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: We have got to get her into school, or else she's gonna fall behind.
Cameron: Don't you think I know that?
Mitchell: This is perfect. Leave it to the gays to raise the only underachieving Asian in America.