Phil Quote #260
Quote from Phil in Strangers on a Treadmill
Claire: I mean, honey, I am not kidding when I tell you there was a woman next to me gasping for breath. Seriously, you were so freaking funny, Phil. I have seen professional comedians who could never have done that. You were unbeliev-
Phil: I know it was you, Claire. You stole my index cards.
Claire: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I thought I was protecting you and if my plan had been successful I would have robbed you of the greatest night ever. I'm sorry. I'm awful.
Phil: You're not awful. Claire, I love that you're looking out for me and I know why you worry about me but I knew I had this tonight.
Claire: I know. Sometimes I just think my job is to make sure you guys don't fall on your faces.
Phil: That's a hard job in the Dunphy house. We fall a lot.
Claire: I know.
Phil: Maybe your real job is to be the person who picks us back up. Nobody does that better than you.
Claire: Thank you.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Strangers on a Treadmill’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Manny's right. The quinceanera is very important in the Latin culture. The moment the father dances with his little princess. Ay. I remember my own father holding my hand. There wasn't a dry eye in the cartel.
Quote from Haley
Alex: What are you doing? I was about to call Mackenzie?
Haley: Yeah, I know. Now shut up and let me help you. The world is divided into two groups: Cool girls and girls like you. And you have been given a rare opportunity to move from the former to the latter.
Alex: The latter to the former.
Haley: Whatever. Oh, my God, you're such a geek. Now, do you want to be smart, or do you want to be popular?
Quote from Gloria
Jay: But these people don't want me there. See, they're just being polite. I'm the boss.
Gloria: That's what you tell yourself so you can stay above them. You just throw them an Obama Steak and run to the golf course.