Mitchell Quote #112
Quote from Mitchell in Strangers on a Treadmill
Phil: Okay. All right. All you need to know about this one is that Skip Woosnum is a well-known Realtor and he's old.
Mitchell: Got it.
Phil: Skip Woosnum, Realtor, old. Here we go. I'm not saying Realtor Skip Woosnum is old but the first property he ever sold was a cave. [Phil and Luke laugh] You're not, uh not laughing.
Luke: Why aren't you laughing, Uncle Mitchell?
Phil: Because he doesn't think it's funny. Or maybe you don't think I'm funny. Is that what you're saying, Mitch?
Mitchell: No, it's- I just got it. Oh, my. That's- Cave. - Yes. Yes.
Phil: That one's kind of a thinker.
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