Claire Quote #98
Alex: I'm never going back to school now.
Claire: No, sweetheart. Yes, you are. You are going back to school. But listen to me. Just because a boy sends you flirty texts doesn't mean you-
Alex: What? You read my texts?
Haley: You read her texts? That's why you made me talk to her?
Alex: You made her talk to me?
Claire: I kind of feel like we're spinning out here a little bit. Look, Alex, the important thing here is that you have to be very careful how you behave around boys because it is so easy to get a reputation.
Alex: Well, I'm sorry I'm not a perfect little good girl like you were.
Haley: Were you? Were you? I highly doubt it!
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