Haley Quote #31
Haley: Well, have you guys kissed yet?
Alex: No!
Haley: Well, what are you waiting for?
Alex: I'm not waiting. I'm 13.
Haley: And you've never kissed a boy?
Alex: How old were you?
Haley: Like, 11. And it was beautiful. I was in Jackson Kaner's carpeted garage.
Alex: Eleven?
Haley: Yeah. So you better get on it or else he's gonna think you're a lesbian.
Alex: He's not going to think I'm a lesbian.
Haley: I thought you were. You totally have the sandals for it.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Kiss’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] Mitchell has a problem with public displays of affection. I remember once at a New Year's Eve Party, stroke of midnight he high-fived me. Two problems with that: One, gays don't high-five. Two, gays don't high-five.
Quote from Gloria
Jay: Honey, I'm sorry. I'm just teasing you.
Gloria: Instead of being the comedian, why don't you help me?
Jay: What do you need?
Gloria: Slap the chicken.
Jay: Do what?
Gloria: In Colombia, when you cook in honor of the departed you have to scare death away from the food to protect the people that are gonna eat it. Slap it and yell.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera:] I made all that up. That's not a real custom in Colombia. We're not lunatics. But you mess with us and we mess with you. That's the custom.