Gloria Quote #69
Jay: You'd have liked him- my old man.
Gloria: I'm sure.
Jay: And he'd have loved you. My God, that guy- He was a charmer.
Gloria: Mmm, I know the type.
Jay: And we had a lot of fun. But I'll tell you something. Our family vacations were nothing like this here. One week a year in a rented cottage on Lake Erie, spiders this big. [chuckles] I just wish he could have seen how things turned out.
Gloria: Well, if you keep going like this, maybe you can tell him yourself. Or I can tell him, because you're about to kill me, Jay. My legs, my arms, my back- everything is sore.
Jay: So I wore you out, huh?
Gloria: Oh, no, no, no. Don't get cocky, old man. When I sit down, I can still get up.
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