Jay Quote #148
Quote from Jay in Airport 2010
TSA Agent: Then why are you departing Maui on different dates?
Gloria: Well, because he's traveling back home with his family.
Jay: What?
Gloria: Surprise! They're only staying for six days. The rest of the time it's only you and me.
Jay: Really?
Gloria: Mm-hmm. I wanted to spend some time alone with my husband- drink cocktails by the pool, sleep in.
Jay: I could not love you any more than I do right now.
Gloria: I also found a topless beach.
Jay: I was wrong.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Airport 2010’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] If you show enough houses, you learn all the tricks. Every Realtor is just a ninja in a blazer. The average burglar breaks in and leaves clues everywhere, but not me. I'm completely clueless.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] Nobody likes a crying baby on a flight. It's-It's very stressful.
Mitchell: Uh, last year I flew back from New York next to a baby who was very upset the entire flight, and it was hell.
Cameron: I was on that flight with you, and I don't recall- Oh, I get it. You're talking about me. That's very funny.
Mitchell: Yeah, we couldn't get tickets to Billy Elliot.
Cameron: All he wanted to do was dance, and that's my story.
Mitchell: Five hours of this.
Cameron: [northern English accent] I just want to dance at the ballet!
Quote from Phil
Phil: [cell phone ringing] Quick. Who sang "Evil Woman"?
Mitchell: What?
Phil: [answering phone] ELO!