Jay Quote #147
Quote from Jay in Airport 2010
Jay: It's not you guys. I love the family. It just kinda feels like Gloria's going out of her way not to spend time with me.
Claire: You don't believe that, do you? Oh, come on, Dad! That is so crazy and so adorable. That woman loves you.
Jay: Well, I didn't say I wasn't lovable.
Claire: It's not every wife that would spend the money to fly a family to Hawaii.
Jay: Okay. Where does everybody think Gloria's money comes from?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Airport 2010’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] If you show enough houses, you learn all the tricks. Every Realtor is just a ninja in a blazer. The average burglar breaks in and leaves clues everywhere, but not me. I'm completely clueless.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] Nobody likes a crying baby on a flight. It's-It's very stressful.
Mitchell: Uh, last year I flew back from New York next to a baby who was very upset the entire flight, and it was hell.
Cameron: I was on that flight with you, and I don't recall- Oh, I get it. You're talking about me. That's very funny.
Mitchell: Yeah, we couldn't get tickets to Billy Elliot.
Cameron: All he wanted to do was dance, and that's my story.
Mitchell: Five hours of this.
Cameron: [northern English accent] I just want to dance at the ballet!
Quote from Phil
Phil: [cell phone ringing] Quick. Who sang "Evil Woman"?
Mitchell: What?
Phil: [answering phone] ELO!