Phil Quote #203

Quote from Phil in Airport 2010

Mitchell: What are you doing?
Phil: Just making it a little tougher on the next guy. You got to get up pretty early- Son of a- [trips]
Mitchell: Are you all right?
Phil: Yes, I am. Just, uh, almost killed myself on your fire truck.
Mitchell: That's not ours. That's Jasper's.
Phil: You know Jasper? I sold a house to his parents. How did you ever get a playdate with him?
Mitchell: Let's go!

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 ‘Airport 2010’ Quotes

Quote from Phil

Phil: [aside to camera] If you show enough houses, you learn all the tricks. Every Realtor is just a ninja in a blazer. The average burglar breaks in and leaves clues everywhere, but not me. I'm completely clueless.

Quote from Cameron

Cameron: [aside to camera] Nobody likes a crying baby on a flight. It's-It's very stressful.
Mitchell: Uh, last year I flew back from New York next to a baby who was very upset the entire flight, and it was hell.
Cameron: I was on that flight with you, and I don't recall- Oh, I get it. You're talking about me. That's very funny.
Mitchell: Yeah, we couldn't get tickets to Billy Elliot.
Cameron: All he wanted to do was dance, and that's my story.
Mitchell: Five hours of this.
Cameron: [northern English accent] I just want to dance at the ballet!

Quote from Phil

Phil: [cell phone ringing] Quick. Who sang "Evil Woman"?
Mitchell: What?
Phil: [answering phone] ELO!