Jay Quote #142
Quote from Jay in Airport 2010
Gloria: The whole family's coming with us!
Jay: They are?
Gloria: Uh-huh. Yes, and Mitch and Cameron and Lily too. Yeah, and Phil- he's just checking the bags.
Jay: Wow! That's, uh- Wow.
Claire: It was all Gloria's idea. She bought all of our tickets and everything.
Jay: Really? Everyone's?
Gloria: Yeah. It's your birthday. I didn't spare any expense.
Jay: Oh, gee! Thank you, honey. Are they, uh, all gonna be up with us in first class?
Gloria: Ay, no, silly. Coach. You think I'm made of money?
Jay: Of course not.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Airport 2010’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] If you show enough houses, you learn all the tricks. Every Realtor is just a ninja in a blazer. The average burglar breaks in and leaves clues everywhere, but not me. I'm completely clueless.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] Nobody likes a crying baby on a flight. It's-It's very stressful.
Mitchell: Uh, last year I flew back from New York next to a baby who was very upset the entire flight, and it was hell.
Cameron: I was on that flight with you, and I don't recall- Oh, I get it. You're talking about me. That's very funny.
Mitchell: Yeah, we couldn't get tickets to Billy Elliot.
Cameron: All he wanted to do was dance, and that's my story.
Mitchell: Five hours of this.
Cameron: [northern English accent] I just want to dance at the ballet!
Quote from Phil
Phil: [cell phone ringing] Quick. Who sang "Evil Woman"?
Mitchell: What?
Phil: [answering phone] ELO!