Dylan Quote #13
Quote from Dylan in Travels with Scout
Haley: Maybe you can find another drummer.
Dylan: No. I think it's too late for that now.
Cameron: I play drums.
Dylan: Huh?
Cameron: Well, I mean, I haven't played in a while, since Lily's come along, but if you're in a jam, I can jam.
Dylan: Well, I totally would, but I'm not sure we like the same sorts of music, you know?
Cameron: Oh, what, because I'm gay, I'm just gonna want to play show tunes?
Dylan: No, because you're old.
Cameron: Wow. That hurt more, Dylan.
Haley: Give him a chance. It's better than canceling.
Dylan: You're right. I don't want to lose the deposit on that fog machine.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Travels with Scout’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: He's not going home? He's never been away from my mom for longer than a doctor's appointment.
Claire: Honey, I know. I told you.
Phil: I always felt bad for people with emotionally distant fathers. It turns out I'm one of 'em. It's a miracle I didn't end up a stripper.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: What were you thinking? Who takes a little boy to a horror movie? That's loco, Jay.
Jay: This is no big deal. You want scary? When I was his age, I lived through the Cuban Missile Crisis. I slept with a butter knife under my pillow in case I had to fight some Soviet colonel.
Gloria: Why would they send a Soviet colonel to get a little boy?
Jay: Because I could identify every commie plane.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] One of the greatest days of my life was when my old man sprung me from school and took me to the track. I wanted to do the same type of thing for Manny, plus I figured when Gloria heard about it, maybe it pays off in the bedroom. I wonder if that's why my old man did it. Oh, crap.