Jay Quote #129
Quote from Jay in Game Changer
Jay: See, the beauty of this is, you don't have to make the first move. You know, chances are your opponent's gonna be overconfident. He's gonna think you don't know anything. Basically, he's being suckered into thinking- Manny. Manny, that little bastard, he hustled me. [noticing Mitchell is unconcious] Oh, crap. Ah, crap. Mitchell! Oh, crap. All right. Come on. Breathe. Attaboy. You all right? Coming around.
Mitchell: [groaning] Why am I on the floor?
Jay: Come on, Mitchell.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Game Changer’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: Well, gotta hit the sack. Big Saturday tomorrow.
Claire: That's right. It's somebody's birthday.
Phil: Not just that. The iPad comes out- on my actual birthday. It's like Steve Jobs and God got together to say, "We love you, Phil."
Quote from Gloria
Manny: B-E-L-I-E-V-E. Believe.
Gloria: Are you sure there's not an "E-I" in the middle?
Manny: No. It's "I-E."
Gloria: Good, papi! If I can't fool you, then your teachers can't fool you either.
Manny: I don't think they're trying to fool me.
Quote from Haley
Claire: What is so great about that doohickey anyhow?
Phil: "Doohickey," Elly May? It's a movie theater, a library and a music store all rolled into one awesome pad.
Alex: A library is a place where people get books.
Haley: A movie theater is a place where people go on dates.