Luke Quote #32
Quote from Luke in Game Changer
Claire: Listen, guys, I need your help. We've gotta find your dad one of those iPad thingies. So, Haley, text everyone you know. Alex? Facebook, chat, tweet, buzz, bling, I don't know! Just do what you have to do. We have got to find one of these iPads. Okay? Luke? Sweetie, that means stay out of everyone's way and stop inhaling the balloons.
Luke: [squeaky voice] I'm not inhaling them.
Claire: Stop lying.
Luke: [squeaky voice] How did she know?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Game Changer’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: Well, gotta hit the sack. Big Saturday tomorrow.
Claire: That's right. It's somebody's birthday.
Phil: Not just that. The iPad comes out- on my actual birthday. It's like Steve Jobs and God got together to say, "We love you, Phil."
Quote from Gloria
Manny: B-E-L-I-E-V-E. Believe.
Gloria: Are you sure there's not an "E-I" in the middle?
Manny: No. It's "I-E."
Gloria: Good, papi! If I can't fool you, then your teachers can't fool you either.
Manny: I don't think they're trying to fool me.
Quote from Haley
Claire: What is so great about that doohickey anyhow?
Phil: "Doohickey," Elly May? It's a movie theater, a library and a music store all rolled into one awesome pad.
Alex: A library is a place where people get books.
Haley: A movie theater is a place where people go on dates.