Phil Quote #173
Quote from Phil in Game Changer
Phil: I kinda love that you're making me wait. You are the best wife ever! You are the best wife ever!
Claire: I didn't get you the iPad. I got to the store and they were all out. I'm so sorry.
Phil: I don't understand. My online buddies got it. SAT800 and Brobot didn't get there until 8:00. And you definitely got there before they did, because you got there at 6:30. No, no, no! You didn't get there at 6:30? Where were you?
Claire: I set the alarm for 5:00. I got up, I came downstairs, I fell asleep.
Phil: No! Oh, my goodness. What have I done? What have I done? I should've done this myself.
Claire: Sweetie, you know what?
Phil: They're gonna get more in next week. Next week? That's the worst thing you can say to an early adopter.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Game Changer’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: Well, gotta hit the sack. Big Saturday tomorrow.
Claire: That's right. It's somebody's birthday.
Phil: Not just that. The iPad comes out- on my actual birthday. It's like Steve Jobs and God got together to say, "We love you, Phil."
Quote from Gloria
Manny: B-E-L-I-E-V-E. Believe.
Gloria: Are you sure there's not an "E-I" in the middle?
Manny: No. It's "I-E."
Gloria: Good, papi! If I can't fool you, then your teachers can't fool you either.
Manny: I don't think they're trying to fool me.
Quote from Haley
Claire: What is so great about that doohickey anyhow?
Phil: "Doohickey," Elly May? It's a movie theater, a library and a music store all rolled into one awesome pad.
Alex: A library is a place where people get books.
Haley: A movie theater is a place where people go on dates.