Luke Quote #27
Quote from Luke in Starry Night
Luke: What if we put all the stuff about his life on this side and all the stuff about his paintings on this side?
Phil: Luke, buddy, that's fantastic! And the best part is, you came up with that by yourself. [rattling chair arm] All it took was a little bit of focus and, uh- This thing is really loose. I'm gonna go grab a screwdriver. But you run with this. On your mark, get set, van Gogh.
Luke: Hey, Dad. He kind of looks like Uncle Mitchell, if Uncle Mitchell were insane.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Starry Night’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: Why did he paint The Starry Night? Maybe because the sky is beautiful, and everybody likes looking at it, and it reminds us that something's up there watching over all of us- Aliens, who could be here in a second to liquefy us and use us as fuel. So wake up, people. We're next.
Alex: Mom! You better get down here!
Quote from Luke
Luke: [wearing noise-cancelling headphones] Wah! Wah! No one can hear me now. Whoo! Everybody is stupid except me. Ha, ha, ha. I am funny.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Claire, I know you've got your methods, but so do I. And I'm sorry, but I'm not a micromanager. Trust me, I can provide Luke with the tools and guidance he needs without, uh, smothering him.
Claire: You think I smother our child?
Phil: It's not your fault, honey. "Mother" is part of the word. You never hear of anyone being "sfathered" to death.