Phil Quote #165
Quote from Phil in Starry Night
Phil: Claire, I know you've got your methods, but so do I. And I'm sorry, but I'm not a micromanager. Trust me, I can provide Luke with the tools and guidance he needs without, uh, smothering him.
Claire: You think I smother our child?
Phil: It's not your fault, honey. "Mother" is part of the word. You never hear of anyone being "sfathered" to death.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Starry Night’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: Why did he paint The Starry Night? Maybe because the sky is beautiful, and everybody likes looking at it, and it reminds us that something's up there watching over all of us- Aliens, who could be here in a second to liquefy us and use us as fuel. So wake up, people. We're next.
Alex: Mom! You better get down here!
Quote from Luke
Luke: [wearing noise-cancelling headphones] Wah! Wah! No one can hear me now. Whoo! Everybody is stupid except me. Ha, ha, ha. I am funny.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Make sure your seat is exactly the way you want it, and feel free to play with any of these controls up here. I have no idea what they do. But I want mi car to be su car.
Gloria: Cameron, are you okay? You seem nervous.
Cameron: Uh, nervous? No. I'm not nervous. [tapping steering wheel]
[aside to camera:]
Cameron: I was nervous. I mean, when Mitchell made plans with his father, I figured, why not spend the evening with Gloria? I've always wanted to be good friends with her. On paper, we should be good friends. Look at us. One spicy, curvy diva-
Mitchell: And Gloria.