Phil Quote #150

Quote from Phil in Fears

Phil: What the heck. We're down here. Why don't we see what we got, huh?
Luke: Yeah.
Phil: Two intrepid explorers make their way on a journey- [both scream]
Luke: Dead bodies! [screaming]
[aside to camera:]
Phil: We called the police and got a bunch of detectives over. Turns out it was the last owner's Halloween decorations, which is pretty funny. Least I thought it was.

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 ‘Fears’ Quotes

Quote from Jay

Gloria: Let me feel you. Ay, papi, but you're not warm.
Manny: Uh, probably because you were cooking and your hands are warm. I better skip the party tomorrow just to be safe.
Gloria: Oh. Yeah, the party.
Jay: What?
Gloria: [whispering] The party.
Jay: I understand about 20% of what goes on around here.

Quote from Gloria

Gloria: How about we take him to the pier and go fishing, huh? Manny!
Jay: He likes to fish?
Gloria: Yeah. He comes from a long line of fishermen and smugglers. But I encourage the fishing.

Quote from Jay

Gloria: [aside to camera] The party is at an amusement park, and Manny's afraid of roller coasters.
Jay: Poor kid.
Gloria: I don't know where he gets his fear from because his father's not afraid of anything. No bulls, no heights, no helicopters, no fast cars-
Jay: But go to dinner with him and wait for the check to come. Then you'll see fear in his eyes. Like the waiter's a ghost.