Haley Quote #16
Haley: As long as I don't get the same guy. He's so mean.
Alex: You probably will.
Claire: You won't.
Haley: He hates me.
Claire: He doesn't hate you.
Haley: He yelled at me.
Alex: You drove into the bushes.
Haley: Oh, no. It's him. Please don't be for me. Please don't be for me. Please don't be for me. Please don't be me. Hi. Oh, thank God.
Jenkins: Well, come on. I don't have all day.
Haley: I'm gonna throw up.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Fears’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Gloria: Let me feel you. Ay, papi, but you're not warm.
Manny: Uh, probably because you were cooking and your hands are warm. I better skip the party tomorrow just to be safe.
Gloria: Oh. Yeah, the party.
Jay: What?
Gloria: [whispering] The party.
Jay: I understand about 20% of what goes on around here.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: How about we take him to the pier and go fishing, huh? Manny!
Jay: He likes to fish?
Gloria: Yeah. He comes from a long line of fishermen and smugglers. But I encourage the fishing.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: [aside to camera] The party is at an amusement park, and Manny's afraid of roller coasters.
Jay: Poor kid.
Gloria: I don't know where he gets his fear from because his father's not afraid of anything. No bulls, no heights, no helicopters, no fast cars-
Jay: But go to dinner with him and wait for the check to come. Then you'll see fear in his eyes. Like the waiter's a ghost.