Haley Quote #15
Claire: Oh, Haley, sweetie, did you find your shoes?
Haley: Mom, please, not today.
Claire: I just wanted to know if you found your shoes.
Haley: Why are you hounding me? I'm freaking out right now.
Claire: You need to relax. It's just a driver's test.
Haley: It's my third driver's test, and if I fail again, I have to wait six months to retake it. That's six more months of you driving me everywhere.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Fears’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Gloria: Let me feel you. Ay, papi, but you're not warm.
Manny: Uh, probably because you were cooking and your hands are warm. I better skip the party tomorrow just to be safe.
Gloria: Oh. Yeah, the party.
Jay: What?
Gloria: [whispering] The party.
Jay: I understand about 20% of what goes on around here.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: How about we take him to the pier and go fishing, huh? Manny!
Jay: He likes to fish?
Gloria: Yeah. He comes from a long line of fishermen and smugglers. But I encourage the fishing.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: [aside to camera] The party is at an amusement park, and Manny's afraid of roller coasters.
Jay: Poor kid.
Gloria: I don't know where he gets his fear from because his father's not afraid of anything. No bulls, no heights, no helicopters, no fast cars-
Jay: But go to dinner with him and wait for the check to come. Then you'll see fear in his eyes. Like the waiter's a ghost.