Cameron Quote #84
Quote from Cameron in Moon Landing
Cameron: It's a terrific gym, Jay. Very liberal with the towels. I love that.
Jay: Showers are private, in case you wondered.
Cameron: I wasn't, but thanks for the heads-up. Now, that's a surprise. Boxers.
Jay: Is that necessary?
Cameron: Well, I just always pictured you as a tighty-whitey guy.
Jay: Well, do me a favor. The next time you picture me, leave the underwear out of it.
Cameron: Well, don't you worry. The only thing I'm picturing is how clean the floor's gonna be when I'm done mopping it with you.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Moon Landing’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Jay: Is that the best you can do? 'Cause it's gonna take a little more than some lame trash talk to get me out of my- Gaah! What the hell was that?
Cameron: Our butts pressed against each other.
Jay: They didn't press. It was glancing. Stop talking about it!
Cameron: Oh, come on, all the time you've spent in a locker room, this can't be your first moon landing.
Jay: You got a name for it?
Cameron: It's very common. You got off easy. At least it didn't happen after a shower.
Jay: Enough.
Cameron: We call that a splashdown.
Jay: That's it. I'm changing in the stall. Excuse me!
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: [aside to camera] Gloria got into a little car accident, so my dad asked me to help her out. And, uh, this is the first time that my dad's asked me for legal advice, and it's- it's nice. It's nice to know that he respects me in that way.
Cameron: Well, Mitchell is an amazing lawyer.
Mitchell: Oh.
Cameron: My dream for him is that one day he'll be on the Supreme Court.
Mitchell: Why, Cam?
Cameron: So at parties I can tell everyone my partner is one of the Supremes.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Do people want their real estate advice from someone who leads or from someone who follows? I'm betting these babies are coming back in a big way. Buy low, sell high. People are gonna see this and say, "That guy's high."