Mitchell Quote #54
Quote from Mitchell in Fifteen Percent
Jay: I'm here to let you know your gaydar is broken. Shorty is not gay.
Mitchell: No. I, uh- I knew that. I just, I made that up to mess with you for dissing Cam.
Jay: What? That cost me twenty-thousand bucks.
Mitchell: What do you mean?
Jay: I reached out to him to let him know it's okay to be gay.
Mitchell: You did?
Jay: Yeah. Right after one of the stranger golf lessons of my life. Turns out what he is is a lousy gambler, and now I'm the one on the hook for it.
Mitchell: [chuckles] Oh, I'm so sorry.
Jay: Then why are you smiling?
Mitchell: I'm- I'm proud of you, Dad. And you're growing.
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Quote from Jay
Jay: Just stop it, please. Don't you see how hard this is for me? See, I used to be just like one of those guys. Now look at me. I got a house looks like Little Colombia. I got a gay son and a Chinese granddaughter.
Mitchell: Vietnamese.
Jay: Only you would know the difference.
Mitchell: Don't worry, Dad. Not growing too much.
Quote from Gloria
Whitney: I'll just be alone for the rest of my life. And that's okay.
Gloria: No, don't say that. In my country, there's a saying that means "Love is just around the corner."
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I think it's adorable that Manny has a date. He even picked out the lunch menu: grilled-cheese sandwich and tomato soup. Tomato soup because, you know, the tomato soup is like the blood. And the vampires like to eat the blood. [chuckles] And then he wants me to take them out for ice cream, well, because Manny likes ice cream.