Haley Quote #13
Quote from Haley in Fifteen Percent
Phil: Haley. You ready?
Haley: Let's do this.
Claire: Turn on the TV.
Phil: Nice.
Claire: Mute it. Un-mute it. Put on a DVD. Skip forward.
Haley: Wait. Um.
Claire: Okay. Back to TV.
Phil: Face!
Claire: Don't get all cocky, Phil. Let's see what happens to little Haley when I do this. [presses button on TV] Ho, ho, ho. Ho! Face.
Haley: Dad, wh- What do I do?
Phil: Don't panic. We went through this. Just- Just think.
Claire: Give up. Give up. Admit defeat.
Phil: Haley.
Haley: Okay. Uh, let's see. You put the remote on to TV mode and then press "Input" till you get HDMI 1 and... [laughing, whooping] I did it!
Phil: She did it!
Modern Family Quotes
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Quote from Jay
Jay: Just stop it, please. Don't you see how hard this is for me? See, I used to be just like one of those guys. Now look at me. I got a house looks like Little Colombia. I got a gay son and a Chinese granddaughter.
Mitchell: Vietnamese.
Jay: Only you would know the difference.
Mitchell: Don't worry, Dad. Not growing too much.
Quote from Gloria
Whitney: I'll just be alone for the rest of my life. And that's okay.
Gloria: No, don't say that. In my country, there's a saying that means "Love is just around the corner."
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes.
Quote from Gloria
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