Claire Quote #49
Quote from Claire in Fifteen Percent
Phil: You know what I'm gonna do? Hmm? I'm gonna buy a new remote- the same remote. And just to prove how wrong you are, I'm gonna teach our dumbest kid how to use it in 20 minutes or less.
Claire: Who's our dumbest kid?
Phil: Luke.
Claire: Luke? No, Luke understands electronics. Haley.
Phil: No.
Claire: Yeah, Haley. Teach Haley to use the remote, and then I'll apologize.
Phil: Haley? Come on!
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Jay: Only you would know the difference.
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