Phil Quote #121
Quote from Phil in Fifteen Percent
Phil: Why would you do that to a brand-new, very expensive remote?
Claire: Because I lost my temper, and it didn't work. Therefore, it's useless.
Phil: Well, honey, when it comes to anything electronic, you're not exactly the best student.
Claire: I am very smart. I had a 4.0 in college. How about you?
Phil: I was almost that despite my substantial time commitment to cheerleading.
Claire: I thought we agreed not to bring up the cheerleading.
[aside to camera:]
Phil: Cheerleading in my college was cool. The football players were so jealous, they wouldn't even let me and my buddies - Trevor, Scotty and Ling - go to their parties.
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Quote from Jay
Jay: Just stop it, please. Don't you see how hard this is for me? See, I used to be just like one of those guys. Now look at me. I got a house looks like Little Colombia. I got a gay son and a Chinese granddaughter.
Mitchell: Vietnamese.
Jay: Only you would know the difference.
Mitchell: Don't worry, Dad. Not growing too much.
Quote from Gloria
Whitney: I'll just be alone for the rest of my life. And that's okay.
Gloria: No, don't say that. In my country, there's a saying that means "Love is just around the corner."
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I think it's adorable that Manny has a date. He even picked out the lunch menu: grilled-cheese sandwich and tomato soup. Tomato soup because, you know, the tomato soup is like the blood. And the vampires like to eat the blood. [chuckles] And then he wants me to take them out for ice cream, well, because Manny likes ice cream.