Cameron Quote #79
Quote from Cameron in Fifteen Percent
Cameron: Mitchell, how do these look to you?
Mitchell: Like they're dying.
Cameron: I know. Right? I said something to the florist. He said, "Don't worry about it. They're gonna come back." They're not coming back. They've crossed to the other side.
Mitchell: You are a funny man.
Cameron: Why?
Mitchell: You're completely bothered by the flowers. But when my father introduces you as "a friend of my son," doesn't faze you in the least.
Cameron: Because the florist played me for a fool. Your dad didn't mean any harm. He's just being who he is.
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‘Fifteen Percent’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Jay: Just stop it, please. Don't you see how hard this is for me? See, I used to be just like one of those guys. Now look at me. I got a house looks like Little Colombia. I got a gay son and a Chinese granddaughter.
Mitchell: Vietnamese.
Jay: Only you would know the difference.
Mitchell: Don't worry, Dad. Not growing too much.
Quote from Gloria
Whitney: I'll just be alone for the rest of my life. And that's okay.
Gloria: No, don't say that. In my country, there's a saying that means "Love is just around the corner."
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I think it's adorable that Manny has a date. He even picked out the lunch menu: grilled-cheese sandwich and tomato soup. Tomato soup because, you know, the tomato soup is like the blood. And the vampires like to eat the blood. [chuckles] And then he wants me to take them out for ice cream, well, because Manny likes ice cream.