Mitchell Quote #51
Quote from Mitchell in Fifteen Percent
Jay: Look at these guys. They look like they came out of the 1800s. You see Hugo over there? After lunch, he ordered a Sanka.
Mitchell: No, they're not the ones that are uncomfortable with this. You are. You've never been completely accepting of me. And now that I have a family, it's getting a little old.
Jay: These guys don't understand the gay thing. Why create an awkward situation? That's all I'm saying.
Mitchell: That's weird, because your friend Shorty there, gay as they come.
Jay: You gotta be kiddin'.
Mitchell: Mm-mmm. No. My gaydar is never wrong, and it is pinging like we're at a bathhouse.
Jay: What are you talking about- gay? The guy used to be married.
Mitchell: Okay, that makes- So did Elton John, Merv Griffin, Cole Porter.
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‘Fifteen Percent’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Jay: Just stop it, please. Don't you see how hard this is for me? See, I used to be just like one of those guys. Now look at me. I got a house looks like Little Colombia. I got a gay son and a Chinese granddaughter.
Mitchell: Vietnamese.
Jay: Only you would know the difference.
Mitchell: Don't worry, Dad. Not growing too much.
Quote from Gloria
Whitney: I'll just be alone for the rest of my life. And that's okay.
Gloria: No, don't say that. In my country, there's a saying that means "Love is just around the corner."
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I think it's adorable that Manny has a date. He even picked out the lunch menu: grilled-cheese sandwich and tomato soup. Tomato soup because, you know, the tomato soup is like the blood. And the vampires like to eat the blood. [chuckles] And then he wants me to take them out for ice cream, well, because Manny likes ice cream.