Luke Quote #18
Quote from Luke in Not in My House
Luke: Mom, can I talk to you?
Claire: Sure, honey. What's going on?
Luke: I feel bad about something I did.
Claire: Oh, sweetie. Is this about the computer?
Luke: Yeah.
Claire: Something you shouldn't have been looking at?
Luke: Yeah. It was just so freaky. I couldn't stop looking.
Claire: I know, sweet pea. But the important thing is you did stop looking.
Luke: Yeah. After about an hour.
Claire: Okay. Well, it's perfectly normal to be curious about these things.
Luke: Some parts were funny.
Claire: Mm-hmm.
Luke: And some parts just seemed crazy.
Claire: Well, I hope you realize that some of those parts weren't real. Obviously. [chuckles]
Luke: But they can be totally real, right? Like Anne Frank's? What? All I know is it really made me wonder about Haley.
Claire: That's disturbing, sweetie. Why Haley?
Luke: It was her journal.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Not in My House’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Jay: Who are we kidding? We both got it pretty good. Hell, I'm probably fighting with your mom more than I'm fighting with Gloria on this thing.
Mitchell: A bird fell out of a tree and he fed it with an eyedropper.
Jay: Just drop it, kid. We're both with people different from us, and that's gonna create stuff, but you want different. Your mom and I were perfect on paper and you know how that ended. [holding Barkley's hands] What I got now is a lot better. Sure, people look at us sometimes. And sometimes even I can't believe we're together. But we're happy. At the end of the day, there's no one I'd rather come home to.
Mitchell: You mean Gloria.
Jay: Who else?
Quote from Jay
Jay: Looks like I missed the party, huh?
Mitchell: What is- What is that doing here?
Jay: He is a gift for you and Cam.
Mitchell: Thank you.
Jay: He lost his monocle on the drive. Head was out the window.
Cameron: Well, they love that.
Quote from Phil
Claire: Okay, I checked the rest of the computers in the house. I didn't find any more porn.
Phil: That was hardly porn. It was a topless woman on a tractor. You know what they call that in Europe? A cereal commercial.